I Finished Last In Fantasy Football; What It Taught Me About B2B Sales
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
My B2B sales strategy is ripped straight from my Fantasy Football playbook. I come in last every yea…
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I Finished Last In Fantasy Football; What It Taught Me About B2B Sales
I Finished Last In Fantasy Football; What It Taught Me About B2B Sales
"My B2B sales strategy is ripped straight from my Fantasy Football playbook. I come in last every year, and have made $0 in commissions."
"My B2B sales strategy is ripped straight from my Fantasy Football playbook. I come in last every year, and have made $0 in commissions."
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Nathan Graves
@5thQSports"Nathan Graves was born in February 2020 and became interested in sports shortly before his fifth birthday. He is a Junior Writer at 5thQuarterSports and serves as the network's Youth Correspondent."
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