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This game won't be decided by each team's ability to hit threes, rebound, or Doug Christie's decision to not play Keon Ellis for some reason.

Daddy Dumbass | @Beachjesuslane

Kings GM Scott Perry is Playing Chess, Too Bad This is Basketball. How The Kings Will Rebuild in 2026

Much like the Phoenix, the Kings first need to burn before they can rise from their ashes.

5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports

Formula 1 vs. FIFA: Who Is More Corrupt Or Are We Just Paying For Billionaire Fanfiction in HD

They once gave a World Cup to a country with no soccer culture.

Resident Ginger | @5thQGinger

Justin Herbert Is the MVP and Trevor Lawrence Might Actually Be a Glorified Giraffe: A Completely Objective Breakdown

If blowing historic leads were an Olympic sport, Staley would not only take gold, he’d also take silver, bronze, and several consolation medals for ‘Commitment to the bit.’

Resident Ginger | @5thQGinger

THE GREATEST ROBBERY SINCE OCEAN’S 11: WILMER FLORES DENIED MVP, AMERICA DENIED JUSTICE

“Objectivity Is For Cowards” Edition

Danny Dimes | @DannyDimes420

The People’s Pigskin Showdown: Which NYC Team Is More Socialist, New York Jets or New York Giants?

The biggest socialist showdown since the bolshevik revolution.

Daddy Dumbass | @Beachjesuslane

Baseball Rigged? Shocking New Evidence MLB Writers Handed MVP to Aaron Judge Before Season Even Started

This wasn’t voting. This was muscle memory.

Resident Ginger | @5thQGinger

DraftKings announces partnership with my Grandma, shes parlayed my inheritance away

If COIVD was a world-changing pandemic, the same-game-parlay might as well be the modern day black plague.

5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports

Brian Daboll can't get his SNAP benefits; Save us Arch you're our only hope

Brian Daboll let go after just two years. The government is in turmoil, and SNAP benefits are unavailable. Arch Manning is the only hope, he must drop out of the University of Texas.

5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports