“They should have hanged Mike Pence at the All Star game, would have been more interesting.” – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
“My alibi was that I was too lazy to go.” – Ben Simmons
“” – Kobe Bryant
“” – Jayson Tatum
“Say it again, Chuck, what do they say?” – Shaquille O'Neal
“We’re gonna…We’re gonna…We’re gonna find Nancy Peloton” – Charles Barkely
“I think you have me confused with the Shamen, we have very similar names. But yes, I was there too.” – Landry Shamet
“Don’t shorten my son’s name.” – Steve Kerr
