Football: The ONLY Sport That Matters

An Empirical Study of Lightpole Lubricant in Philadelphia
Grease them poles to save some lives.
2023-01-30 | 5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
The Superbowl Is For Keeps This Year: Losing Team To Be Sacrificed To Huitzilopochtli
Let's make 2022 a good year, the old fashioned way.
2022-02-13 | 5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
BREAKING: Washington Redskins to change name to Washington January 6ers.
Up for consideration was also the Rioters and Insurrectionists.
2022-02-02 | 5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
Bill Belichick, Ex-Lacrosse Player, Creates 3D Chess Over Text Messages
Bill Belichick, Ex-Lacrosse Player, Creates 3D Chess Over Text Messages
2022-02-01 | 5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
Report: You can take the man out of Butte County, but you can't take the Butte County out of the man.
Aaron Rogers is standing up for what he belives in, besides the State of Jefferson.
2022-01-08 | 5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports