SAN FRANCISCO – Every damn year the Tar Heels steal my heart but never make it to the alter. This year is going to be different. I can feel it in my bones. With the complete and absolute domination over the Aztecs things are looking bright. Will this cure my Seasonal Affective Disorder? Are they the vitamin D shot that my frail body so dearly requires?

They started in a low seed, the lowest that they’ve seen, but with spring showers come may flowers, and that deep seed is going to bloom.

Does North Carolina even have oil fields? Wikipedia says it has something to do with pine tar but I’m not convinced.

Also isn’t UNC something Shannon Sharpe says?